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Death Clock

Tuesday, July 31st, 2007

According to the Death Clock, based on my BMI of 39 I have until 2049 to live. It looks like I have been given an extra year to live since I have come down from a BMI of 43 but if I get to goal of <25 BMI I will live until 2054, giving […]

Ode to God

Monday, July 9th, 2007

Rain, rain, go away
Come back on a non-gym day
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Interesting Times

Sunday, July 8th, 2007

Since I have been taking Xenical I have not had any accidents at all but I just took some cough mixture for my very bad and annoying cough that almost chokes me and it went straight through me. I got to the toilet in the nick of time!
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Garfield’s Going On a Diet!

Sunday, June 17th, 2007

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